
BY GREG BRUCE
IF YOU FILL IN THE CROSSWORD PLEASE TAKE THE MAGAZINE WITH YOU SO IT’S REPLACED.
ACROSS
1. Chances
5. Shuts (up)
10. Unconscious state
14. Hang loosely
17. Codger
18. Authorized
19. Axiom
20. Kind of surgeon
22. Sandwich fish
23. Extreme
24. Quitter’s cry
25. Earring site
26. Self-centered person
28. Assists
30. Go public with
31. Cruise stopover
32. Push forcefully
33. Small cave
34. Santa’s lift
36. Small case into which an object fits
39. Leaves for dinner
41. Poke fun at
44. Consequently
45. Have a bawl?
46. Anticipate
50. Dimwit
52. Icon
55. Smooch
58. Misplace
60. Close
61. “All kidding ______…"
62. Period in history
63. ____ position
64. Braggart
66. Pick up with forceps
68. Quentin Tarantino’s _____ Bill
70. Chair part
71. Hospital unit
73. “Dig in!”
75. Salon supply
76. Beast of burden
79. Secondhand
81. Scotch’s partner
84. Below
89. Old gold coin
91. Clear the tables
93. The Dow, e.g.
95. Circle overhead?
96. Drop behind
97. Perched on
98. Andean animal
99. Believer
100. Displeased look
102. Did lunch
104. High point
106. Malcolm X director
107. Tympanic membrane
110. Entomb
112. Somebody not present
116. Horse of a certain color
118. Tabby’s mate
122. Pull an all-nighter for exams
123. Chance
124. Shoelace problem
125. Coleslaw ingredient
126. “S.O.S.!”
127. Be theatrical
129. Recovery
131. Prayer’s end
132. Toward dawn
133. Festive
134. Fairy tale character
135. A transparent optical device
136. 24-hour interval
137. Creative
138. Perspective
139. Speck
1. Square dance group, e.g.
2. Flour and water mixture
3. Philanthropist
4. Position
5. Bunch up
6. Merry-go-round music
7. Pretend
8. Don’t believe it!
9. Step
10. Preserve
11. Bullock wagon
12. Surroundings
13. North, South and Central
14. Sound
15. Sprang up
16. Gone with the Wind Butler
19. Gather or bring together
21. Bad look
27. Cay
29. Gently and sweetly
35. Fresh
37. Mythological shield
38. Throw up
40. Kindergartner
41. “______Around the Rosie”
42. Creative spark
43. Diagonal
47. Ginger ________
48. Teeny bit
49. Ivan or Nicholas
51. Sphere
53. Goings-on
54. Characteristic carrier
56. Provoke
57. Remarked
59. Furniture wood
61. Mellows
63. Run for it
65. Adjoin
67. Kind of station
69. Wildcat
72. It’s outstanding
74. Hard work
76. Put two and two together
77. Ride the waves
78. Mark for life
80. Batman and Robin, e.g.
82. Some forensic evidence
83. Madison Avenue worker
85. Nice hot drink?
86. Hearty hello
87. Otherwise
88. Memorization by repetition
90. In the past
92. Have words (with)
94. Per
97. Curse
98. Citrus fruit
99. To release someone from military service
101. Cyst
103. A complete flop
105. Changeable
108. A drill that is used to shape or enlarge holes
109. Expel from a country
110. Often-unpaid worker
111. Preserve
112. Pain
113. Whole wheat e.g.
114. Mexican condiment
115. Drain
117. Blood line
119. Small part
120. Cut taker
121. Stretched tight
125. Poker action
128. Put to the test
130. Monopolize
BY REIKO MCLAUGHLIN
THE NUMBERS GAME

BY NOAH TARNOW
SOMETIMES IT REALLY IS WHAT YOU KNOW
1. TRIVIA AROUND THE CLOCK
Fill in the blanks in these time-sensitive trivia factoids.
A. 6 A.M.: The time Bill Murray wakes up every morning in the movie ________.
B. 9:30 A.M.: The time when the bell rings at the New York ________ every day.
C. 11 A.M.: When it’s 8 p.m. in New York City during winter, the time it is on the island of _______ , the earliest place in all of the U.S. and its territories.
D. 4:12 P.M.: The time _______ the massive of August 2003 hit the Eastern Seaboard.
E. 10:10 P.M.: The time _______ was assassinated, which inspired a false urban legend that this is the reason so many watches in commercials are set to this time.
F. 10:30 P.M.: In the song “______ ,” the time when the masculine downpour is expected to start.
2. RHYMES WITH “TRIVIAL”
Identify the rhyming trivia couplet. For example: “One of the leading pasta brands sponsors an ice resurfacer” gives you “Ronzoni Zamboni.”
A. The Carthaginian general who crossed the Alps on elephants could easily become aflame.
B. The world’s greatest escape artist, served in a cream sauce with grated cheese and mushrooms over noodles.
C. A Russian-born titan of 20th century ballet becomes bald and sponsors household cleaning products.
D. Kraft Foods introduces a new flavor of its meat-coating mix, based on a 2005 TV drama set in a correctional facility.
E. Native North American bird meat dried into chewy strips, then served in the largest city of a Southwest state.
F. In 1920s Boston, he ran a notorious financial scam, but in 1950s Milwaukee, he’s the coolest guy in town.
1. A. GROUNDHOG DAY
B. STOCK EXCHANGE
C. GUAM
D BLACKOUT
E. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
F. IT’S RAINING MEN
2. A. FLAMMABLE HANNIBAL
B. HOUDINI TETRAZZINI
C. MR. CLEAN BALANCHINE
D. PRISON BREAK SHAKE ’N BAKE
E. ALBUQUERQUE TURKEY JERKY
F. PONZI FONZIE

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